Review: Jollies Thrust
Apr 6th
When I first saw the Jollies Thrust I was a little confused, so I never really paid much attention to it. However, I have both the Jollie and the Jollet from Jollies, so I figured I should add one more two my collection since I loved the two I had so much. The Jollies Thrust is a 100% silicone dildo that is maybe the weirdest looking toy I’ve ever seen. It was sitting on my wishlist forever until I finally decided I need to just face my confusion and try it out. How hard could it be? Dildos are pretty basic. Lube dildo, put in vagina, thrust until heart’s content.
So here I was with my new sense of confidence about the Thrust only for it to arrive and be unbelievably floppy. All that hope and confidence? Down the drain. How the fuck is it supposed to do anything when it’s so incredibly floppy? Again, I was wrong because it pretty much works like a charm.
I absolutely am in love with the Thrust and think everyone with an orifice of any type should have one. The idea is the when you thrust it slightly, the bulged end will massage your g-spot – and it definitely does. Unlike some toys, the pressure provided by the Thrust is constant since the bulged end is always on the g-spot. In one word? Magical.
My only complaint would be that since it’s so floppy, you probably want to skip using it in a harness since you’ll have little to no control of where it’s going. You don’t want to spend half your time getting the Thrust into your ass/pussy/wherever you want it to go.
I know you guys know how to clean silicone, but in case you had a memory lapse, you can clean with soap and water, run it through the dishwasher with no soap or boil it for around 3 minutes in a pot of water. Choose the latter two if you’re planning on sharing, or just use a condom if you don’t feel like doing those steps.
If you want to know more about the Thrust, head over to the EdenFantasys product page and watch my video. The Fleshlight makes a cameo, so don’t miss out!
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Review: Tantus Curve
Apr 2nd
You know how I said I have a love affair with Tantus? Vibrator.com decided to feed my Tantus addiction by sending me the Tantus Curve.
The Curve is a medium-sized harness-compatible dildo made of 100% silicone, keeping with the quality of Tantus. Also, as you can see the in the picture, no matter how much you scrub at the Curve it will manage to collect a shit ton of dust. I would recommend washing it before and after use, but if you own any silicone you already know that.
So what is my opinion of the Curve? Well, it can basically be summed up in one word – meh. As much as a I love Tantus, this one just doesn’t impress me as much as I thought it would. It’s not a horrible dildo by any means, but it’s not something that just blows your mind the first time you use it. It’s not particularly girthy, doesn’t have much texture, doesn’t have an intense g-spot curve – it’s just kind of basic for me as other dildos have a lot more to offer.
You may love it, as I know many people do, so read some other reviews before deciding to pass this one up, but if you’re looking for something new and different you may want to skip this one and go for something else like the Alumina Revolve or the Echo, which have been given great reviews across the board.
However, if you have issues with other dildos staying in a harness, you might want to try this because the base is ridiculously chunky. It also makes for a decent handle while thrusting, but I much prefer smaller flared bases for this.
If you’re new to penetration, this might also be a good option because it’s not too girthy and also doesn’t have much texture. While this could be a con for people wanting something new and exciting, it could make penetration a lot easier for people who have not experienced it before.
Want this or some other great sex toys? Click on the banner below and head over to Vibrator.com! Thanks so much to Vibrator.com for sending me the Curve to review!
Good God, Why, Part I: Squeaky Moans
Mar 23rd
You know you’re sitting there watching porn and you think, “Wow, my dog is sure being loud with that chew toy,” only, it’s not your dog – it’s the moaning on screen. The kind of moaning that is repetitive and so high pitched that you feel like a fire alarm went off. To examine this it’s best to provide examples.
Exhibit A: Jessica Bangkok
If you’ve ever heard Jessica Bangkok, you know exactly what I mean. She’s been in such thoughtful titles such as Black Beast in the Far East and Oh Me So Horny 5 – this obviously indicates any performances are going to be quality.
While I understand all performers, even mainstream film actors are going to be stereotyped to an extent, this is extreme, but alas she takes it one step further with her repetitive whining moans characteristic of bad, blurred out Asian porn.
Not sure what I mean? Take a look at this gem of a video. If you’re not convinced take a look at Epiphora’s review of the Birthday Party.
She says,
“The hands-and-knees blowjob that Jessica gives Chris is decent, and the lighting is finally a little more balanced (though still yellowy), but the sex is just not good. Jessica’s moans are repetitive, obnoxious, and make me wonder if she moans “so deep!” to every guy she fucks. I suppose if you enjoy the sound of dog toys squeaking, you will enjoy Jessica’s moaning. Really. It’s bad.”
Have any people in porn whose moans give you the creeps or make you want to punch something? Do tell!
Pleasurists #69
Mar 17th
Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.
Did you miss Pleasurists #68? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #70? Be sure to read our submission guidelines and then use our submission form and submit it before Sunday March 21st at 11:59pm PDT.
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Editor’s Pick
- Tantus Hoss by Sammi
Hoss is enormous. Humongous. Gigantic. Bigger than big. He makes Randy look like a beginner’s toy (and Randy most definitely is not).
Editor’s Note: This is a seriously impressive review because, among other things, Hoss is a seriously impressive toy. I thought it a fitting EP for an impressive edition both in number (69) and in review count (80).
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On to the reviews…
Review: Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio
Mar 15th
My latest review can be found over at Eden Fantasys right here. If you love everything to do with cock sucking, you might want to check it out since this movie contains two hours of total blowjob madness. Go have a look!
Review: Tantus G-Force
Mar 14th
If you ask anyone I talk to regularly, they’ll tell you that I have an unhealthy obsession with Tantus. I also got a crazy obsession with the Tantus G-Force in particular and would not stop until I had it. Well, Eden Fantasys decided to be awesome and give me one for video review.
So what is the G-Force? It’s an 11″ long silicone dildo with a slight curve towards the g-spot (or p-spot) and a handle. Yes, it has a handle. For people like me with short-ish arms who like to jack off laying on their backs, this is a life saver. It’s long, it’s flexible and it has a handle to maintain your grip. For those of you unacquainted with Tantus silicone, you should know it’s firmer than most, so even though the G-Force is long and not overly thick – 1 1/4″ – it’s firm enough to provide a decent amount of g-spot stimulation.
Now, I can’t squirt with this toy since it isn’t a hard material like glass or metal, but you may not have the same experience. However, I wouldn’t get the G-Force looking for your first g-spot orgasm or unleashing your hidden ability to squirt – it’s probably not going to happen with this one.
You’ll want to sterilize your G-Force by boiling, spritzing with bleach solution or putting it through a soap-free dishwasher if you’re going to share it, or if you’re going to use it anally and then vaginally. You don’t want to end up with a nasty bacterial infection.
The G-Force is smooth without any texture, so if you’re a texture queen, this isn’t your toy. However, since it’s thin and smooth, it would make the perfect introduction to anal stimulation for both sexes. If you head over to the product page on Eden Fantasys, you can see some reviews of it by men who have used it for prostate stimulation.
Overall I would recommend this to anyone of any gender. I think it’s fabulous!
Want to see more about the G-Force? Head over to the Eden Fantasys product page and take a look at my video review. I compare it to other toys and talk a little more about why I like it.
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