Review: Intimate Organics Cocoa Bean & Goji Berry Aromatherapy Massage Oil
Jan 24th
Intimate Organics is a company I’ve had a love-hate relationship with even before trying out any of their products. I loved the fact that they have scents that are unusual – like cocoa bean & goji berry instead of the regular vanilla or cinnamon – but hated the fact that they called themselves “organic” when the only organic ingredients in their products are the essential oils. However, I can get past that since I’m not consuming the massage oil. So when PinkCherry.com offered me the chance to review some I grabbed it up with glee.
I know some people think as we get older our preference in smells is supposed to mature, but I still like anything that smells like candy and the IO massage oil definitely does. I had a preview of what the scent was going to smell like as I received the matching body soufflé from the lovely Wilhelmina Wang the day before, so I already knew I was going to love it. You know the raspberry hot chocolate mix you liked when you were a kid? It smells exactly like that, which is beyond awesome.
But obviously you don’t just want to sit around smelling the stuff, so I’ll tell you how it works. How does it work in a nutshell? Amazingly well. The main three oils it’s made up of are sweet almond oil, sunflower oil and coconut oil, all of which have great moisturizing properties and absorb into the skin well. This does mean that your skin or the skin of whoever is receiving the massage won’t feel as slippery as it would with different, less absorbent oils, but it will be slick enough to provide some glide.
For a short, 10 minute massage I used about 1/2 a teaspoon on my partner’s back. It absorbed after that, so if you’re wanting to do a longer massage I would suggest reapplying when it starts to absorb too much. If you just dump a ton on the person to start with it will be messy, so start with around a 1/2 teaspoon and build from there. It’s better to use less rather than more since you want the bottle to last as long as possible.
Overall, I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend this product to anyone who likes sweet smells and wonderfully moisturized skin. It’s a little pricey, but in my opinion it’s totally worth the extra couple of dollars for a sweet smelling luxurious massage.
Thank you so much to the wonderful people at PinkCherry.com for letting me review this massage oil. Are you in Canada and still want to order some? Go to PinkCherry.ca!
Pleasurists #61
Jan 24th

by Gene Magic
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Editor’s Pick
- Basic Essentials Softee by Undressed Reviews
Marketing Guy 1:
What do chicks love?
Marketing Guy 2:
My Dick!
MG 1 & 2:
WOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHH!
MG 1:
No seriously, though…they love pink…and….and….
MG 2:
My Dick!
Note: Seriously hilarious. If you like your reviews with a side of comedy and snark like I do this one is fantastic and may occasionally have you wondering wtf.
Editrix
On to the reviews…
Review: LELO Ina
Jan 22nd
Since the release of the LELO Ina there has been an overload of posts, tweets and forum posts of people professing their need for Ina. I was lucky enough that my first review for the wonderful PleasureGalaxie.com gets to be of Ina. For those of you not in the know, Ina is LELO’s first dual-stimulation vibrator. It’s silicone, rechargeable, and comes in the best colors I have ever seen in a sex toy – bright purple, lime green or orange. I chose orange.
You probably want to know how the toy actually works, and considering it’s been reviewed to death already I’m going to be honest and short. I don’t want to ramble about packaging and repeat the same thing you’ve already read twenty times.
To start out, it’s definitely cool looking – my boyfriend, who is obsessed with modern furniture, thinks it would make a good art piece to put on the wall – I’m not inclined to disagree with that. But the thing is, after the design the positives start a downward slope. Sure, it’s reasonably strong, but if I only wanted a strong vibe I’d go for something cheaper like a bullet. It has patterns, but so do other things that cost a fraction of the price.
It does hit my g-spot reasonably well, but it’s not anything like I need to have a g-spot orgasm. If you like some light brushing of your g-spot, this will do it, but if you need pressure then you need to look elsewhere. It doesn’t have the rotating pearls that some rabbits have, but I really don’t miss them since most of them jam with clenching anyway. However, if you like them you may not like the Ina as the stimulation of the vaginal opening is minimal.
But what’s my main pet peeve with this thing? The clit sitmulator is ROCK. HARD. As in, it doesn’t move. When you try to place it over your clit it slides off to the side and grinds into your pelvic bones, which might be the most annoying thing ever. This also impedes your ability to thrust with Ina since thrusting will cause the clit stimulator to slip to the side constantly. Thrusting is close to impossible unless you want the clit stimulator to slip and clamp on your bones. No thanks.
A couple of reviewers have mentioned they like the pressure, but I fail to see how you can like the pressure if the pressure doesn’t even reach your clit. I realize this is based on personal anatomy, so maybe they really do like the pressure, but let me tell you – it’s not going to fit everyone. If LELO would have made the clit attachment flexible the entire tone of this review would change.
The vibration patterns are interesting at least. There is one in particular that alternates pulsation between the shaft and the clit stimulator which is especially nice (that is if I can get it to stay on my clit). There are also some rollercoaster patterns, pulsations, and a number of levels of steady vibration. It definitely has variety, but in the end that variety doesn’t change the rigidity of the clitoral stimulator.
So what’s the verdict on the Ina? Is it worth the high price? I’ll let you decide.
The great: well-designed, great color variety, strong vibrations, variety of vibration patterns
The not-so-hot: The clit stimulator is stiff to the point I thought it might break off during use, there is a slight smell right out of the package, the buttons are not very sensitive, the shaft is also rock hard.
Thanks, so much to PleasureGalaxie.com for letting me review the Ina. Want to get Ina or something else? Use the code SARAID15 for 15% off!
Fantasy = Rape? I don’t think so.
Jan 15th
The 24-year-old from Liverpool claimed she was raped after visiting one of the men at his home in Bolton, after making contact on the internet. But the trial at Preston Crown Court collapsed when computer evidence was produced showing her entertaining the prospect of group sex. Judge Robert Brown ordered the jury to return not guilty verdicts.
Review: Vixen Creations Astrovibe
Jan 6th
The first time I saw the Astrovibe from Vixen one thought went through my mind – “Giant lime green dildo. DO WANT.” At the time I really wanted to request it for review, but by the time it came out I already had another assignment and therefore wasn’t able to get it.
After the reviewers that had it got their reviews written I absolutely had to have it since both of them gave it five stars. I definitely couldn’t turn down a giant lime green dildo of death that was obviously miraculous. So I put in the famous Big Order of Death and made sure I included the Astrovibe.
I also really, really love Vixen silicone. It’s some of the softest silicone I’ve come across, but still has enough firmness to keep its form. I now have three things in Vixen silicone just because I love its texture so much. I haven’t tried Vixskin and definitely want to, but for the moment I’m totally happy with the original silicone.
The Astrovibe is definitely big, or at least bigger than I’m used to in toys. It’s around 6 inches around (circumference) at its widest point. That’s not any bigger than my partner, but since it’s silicone and not human it obviously feels a little more intense. Because of its size and the angle of the toy I did encounter a slight problem.
I usually don’t have any issues with toys hitting my cervix in an uncomfortable way. Maybe it’s just my anatomy or maybe it’s that my luck has run out, but with the Astrovibe inserted most of the way (3/4 or so) it really hits my cervix in a painful way. Past discomfort and into pain territory. This doesn’t stop me from recommending it for people to try, however, as everyone’s anatomy is different and the Astrovibe does have a lot of redeeming qualities. Some of which are,
1) It’s huge and lime green, so if you’re a size queen who is bored with black or flesh-colored dildos, the Astrovibe is your man for the job.
2) It’s silicone, so it’s 100% sterilizable. If you’re sharing with a partner this is an important point to consider.
3) It has subtle ridges, so most people (minus the texture whores out there) are sure to be satisfied with the approachable amount of texture.
4) The head is curved, so you can achieve a decent amount of g-spot stimulation from this as long as it’s not inserted too deep (then it’s cervix bumping time).
5) Did I mention it’s lime green?
I’m going to keep trying with the Astrovibe and hopefully my anatomy will learn to accept it. It’s way too cool to put up for swap and I am in love with the color so much that sometimes I just have it sitting out to say, “Yep, I’ve got a lime green dildo.”
As I said, since there are so many positive reviews and mine isn’t fully negative, I would recommend the Astrovibe to anyone, but I’m probably biased because of my insane obsession with the color green.
Pleasurists #59
Jan 5th

Butterfly by Yin.Shen
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Editor’s Pick
- Pink by EffinSara
Pink Lube is a silicone-based lube and contains only five ingredients: Dimethicone, Vitamin E, Aloe Vera, Dimethiconol, and Cyclomethicone. Vitamin E and aloe vera are generally soothing and nurturing for skin, and the other three are silicone polymers, which have a number of properties that make them ideal lubricants. Their molecules are too big to pass between the top layer of cells in your skin, much less penetrate cell membranes, so once you put them on they won’t be going anywhere. No absorption or anything. This makes silicone-based lubes longer lasting than their water-based counterparts
Note: I get a special tingle when people explain ingredients of lube, I’m not sure why. Maybe because it doesn’t always happen, or maybe because science gives me a happy. Either way, I like it. Also, while I do love snark, there is something to be said for negative reviews which showcase the fact that personal preference ties in to the dislike of a product rather than negativity toward the product itself. On both cases, this review is a winner.
Editrix
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On to the reviews…
Vibrators
- LELO Mona by Amber from Scarlet’s Letter
- Cal Exotics iTap G Vibe by Laurel
- Siena Symphony by Sammi
- Eros and Isis Leo by Red
- Touche Ice Small by Laurel
- X-Commander by Red
- LELO Ina by Joan Price
- Treeze Realistic by Sammi
- Freestyle by Carrie Ann
- Hot Nights by Kristi
- Xtreme Pack Mini by Carrie Ann
- Onye Fleur by Dani Darling
- Intimacy Massager by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
- Divine Vibe by Sex Kitten
Anal Toys
Toys for Cocks
Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.
- Love Balm Organic Lubricant by Laurel
- Pink Water by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
- Pink! by Carrie Ann
- Coochy Protection by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
BDSM/Fetish
- Pleasure Tape by Sammi
- Crave Wrist Restraints by EffinSara
- Spartacus Lavish Nipple Clamps by Lady Evyl
Adult Books
Adult Movies/Porn
- Merry XXX-Mas by The Porn Librarian
- The Bitch that Stole Christmas by FrzKey
- Santa’s Revenge by J.D. Bauchery
- In the Christmas Spirit by The Porn Librarian
- Fornicasian by The Porn Librarian
- Speakeasy by FrzKey
- Midori’s Expert Guide To Sensual Bondage by J.D. Bauchery
- PornoMation 3 – Dreamspells by FrzKey
- Cindy’s Correction by FrzKey
- One Night Stand by Zooey Rexie
Lingerie
Miscellaneous
- Smartballs Teneo Uno by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
- 365 Reasons to have Sex – 2010 Calendar by Undressed Reviews
- Thigh Harness by Garnet Joyce
- Lunapads Lunapanties by Domina Doll








