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Review: Tantus Alumina Motion

Saraid — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 13:29:31 +0000

First things first – why the hell did I pass the Alumina line up for so long? I’ll tell you why: I’m an idiot. I, for some reason, heard the word aluminum and immediately thought “soda can.” I then assumed it would be easily dented, light and hollow like it’s cheap soda counterpart. Well, I was really wrong.

The Motion is heavy, streamlined and, for lack of a better phrase – plain fucking awesome. While it’s not Pure Wand heavy, it does have a weight that can be felt. Its finish is a cross between completely shiny and matte – which may make little to no sense, but I swear it’s true. It has to do with the way the aluminum is polished.

The Motion isn’t just any normal dildo, because it’s also interchangeable with the Alumina Flow and the Alumina Revolve. Which, of course, made me think it was awesome even more so than I did before.

I thought I would be irritated by o-ring in the middle that keeps the two sides of the Motion together nice a snug, but it actually added a lot of stimulation. I realize everyone’s vagina is totally different, but with my anatomy the o-ring barely brushes the opening of my vagina and adds a tickling sensation like you would get with a rabbit vibration that has rotating pearls inside.

If you asked me to state a downfall it would only be that after washing, you’ll want to keep it separated to let the two parts dry before screwing them back together. I don’t see this as being hard, but if you’re a person who can’t leave your sex toys out for a few minutes after use to dry it is something to think about before purchasing. It’s really not a big deal and if you didn’t have time, you could easily grab a hair dryer and dry it on cool for 1-2 minutes before putting it back together.

I really can’t tell you how much I love the Motion. It provides everything I want in a good dildo:

G-spot stimulation (light)
Stimulation of the first couple inches of the vagina
Can be used with silicone or water-based lubes
Has a weight that can be felt
Is made out of high quality aeronautical grade aluminum
Made in the USA from Tantus, who is a great company

If you want one of these (and really, why wouldn’t you?), head over to PinkCherry.com and snag one. Just click on the banner below to be taken to the site.

Thanks so much to Pink Cherry for sending me the Motion for review! I love it!

Pleasurists #86

Saraid — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 11:11:33 +0000

squishes and smushes by GoddessWillendorf

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Vibrators

Fairy Pocket Mini by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr
Mystic Wand by Mystress Lady Evyl
Mystic Wand by Hamilton Hexx
LELO Gigi by Marilyn
Butterfly Kiss by buzzvibe
The Bon Bon by Jessie Beth
Little Thumper by buzzvibe
Ophoria Bliss No. 7 by VanillaKinks
SinFive Nagi by Rayne
Fun Factory Ellove by Elodie
Iconic Smoothie by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
Pirates Vibrator by jonsbabydoll
Sqweel by Saraid
Vibrating Dilator Set by Missy
Le Reve Bullet by Tonia
Fun Factory Laya Spot by Elodie
Touche Little Snooper by Femenina Deliciosa
Desire by Mistress Arabella
Remote Control Vibrating Egg by Screaming Violet
Je Joue SaSi by Epiphora

Dildos

Anal Toys

Toys for Cocks

LELO Tor by Splendwhore

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

Intimate Organics Gels & Sprays by Marilyn
Dr. Love by Jessie Beth
Pink Unity by buzzvibe
Jimmyjane Beyond Euphoric Massage Lotion by Jessie Beth
System JO H2O Anal Warming by Missy
Sliquid Sassy Booty Formula by True Pleasures
Astroglide Silken Secret by Joanna Cake
Hot Pink by Miss Vixen
Lust Dust Edible Body Powder by Jessie Beth

BDSM/Fetish

Adult Books/Games

Adult DVDs & Porn

Storage

For Your Numphomation XL Flogger Case by Rayne

Miscellaneous

Review: Sqweel

Saraid — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 09:18:11 +0000

The Sqweel was hyped through the roof when it first came out, but I honestly was never too excited about it. The reviews were mixed and I couldn’t think of spinning flaps of TPR silicone actually feeling like oral sex. More like something trying to use my clit as a punching bag – yeah, not fun. Also, some people were saying you have to pry your labia open and cannot use a dildo because it blocks your vagina, so again, I was really skeptical. Who wants to pry your labia open and having your vagina saying, “HEY BITCH, WHERE BE THE DILDO?”

Fortunately, I really had none of those issues! Does it feel like oral sex? Not really unless you like fast licking that feels a little rough. Does it get me off? Yes.

Let me elaborate. I like a lot of suction during oral sex – constant suction basically, so I knew going in that this wasn’t going to feel like oral to me. However, it can feel vaguely like a tongue if you use a ton of lube – an overzealous tongue, but still a tongue. I really do mean a ton of lube. I used about 3-4 times as much lube as I use with a larger than average sized silicone dildo.¹ Only then did it cease to feel like I was being flogged repeatedly in the clit with pieces of tire.

Epiphora complained of the greatest sin of all – vagina blockage.² Impeding vaginal justice by blocking out dildos is just not something I like. However, I ended up using the Tantus Motion and had absolutely no issues. I figure I must use the Sqweel at a different angle than the majority of people who have reviewed this since I seem to be the only one that didn’t have this problem. Therefore, if you get the Sqweel, you may want to take some time fucking around with the angle before you get it right. It’s a pain, but if it prevents vagina blockage, isn’t it worth it?

My only other complaint about the Sqweel is that it’s kind of a bitch to clean. Taking it apart is okay, but getting it clean and trying to keep water away from the battery compartment takes a little effort. However, it should be said I’m used to throwing a dildo in the sink with soap, rinsing and that’s it. If you usually clean toys that require more than that, you shouldn’t really have an issue.

Overall I think the Sqweel is really innovative and interesting, but if you’re wanting something to feel like oral sex keep on waiting for the next invention.

Thanks so much to Pleasure Galaxie for letting me review the Squeel. If you look over in the sidebar I have a code for a discount if you want to head over and grab one! Click the banner below to get shopping!

Photo credit

Try to think like a Mexican using hair gel. Seriously, all my Mexican friends are like hair gel monsters – you get to be the lube monster
Seriously, you don’t come between me and my dildos. It is war.

On being a victim-blaming asshole

Saraid — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 09:31:53 +0000

I usually don’t write up response posts because I feel I don’t have the eloquence to say what needs to be said; however, a certain post written directly as a response to Britni’s attack pushed me over the edge. Victim blaming unfortunately has become a popular sport not only amongst misogynist men, but also misogynist women. Need examples? Take a look over at the first post I linked to and scroll down to the comments.

Which leads us to why people choose to be victim-blaming idiots. Why? Because they want to feel they have control. Nothing like what happened to Britni could ever happen to them, right? They obviously aren’t “asking for it.”

I wrote about my own close encounters with sexual assault a while back and let me tell you, I, like Britni, was definitely not asking for it. Why then did I have this happen to me? Because there are douches everywhere. No matter where you live, what class you come from, or how you dress, walk, or talk there will always be people waiting to take advantage of you and violate your bodily autonomy. You’re sitting there reading this thinking, “Oh, well, I’m not going to go out and act like Britni.” Well, great for you for not going out and having fun like a normal person, but you should know that the majority of sexual assaults are done by people you know and trust. You are, my friend, at risk.

So let’s recap a little bit. So we’ve established that:

People can be victim-blaming douches
Even those people are at risk for being sexually assaulted
Even if you only go out with people you know, you are still at risk for being assaulted by a good friend

Considering all of these things, why is it that people feel the need to keep on blaming the victim? Again, it’s about being in control and distancing themselves from the possibility of this happening to them. Why do men* blame the victim? They want to distance themselves from the attacker because they are also a man.

I’m really sick of victim-blaming sex bloggers. You sit there and claim to be sex positive and you’re making yourself seem like the Tea Party or the “Miniskirt Judge” from Spain. Quit claiming to be one thing and then being so obviously the other.

Britni, I’m sorry you had to go through this shit so soon (or ever really) after an assault. I really respect you for staying so strong throughout this whole ordeal.

*heterosexual cis-men

RAS: Favorite non-sex toy items

Saraid — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 14:21:06 +0000

I’ve been neglecting my blog for the past few months and am slowly trying to figure out ways to get myself to write more. The solution? A feature which is appropriately titled RAS – random ass shit. I’m going to pick whatever pops into my head that’s not really related to sex toys and write a post on it once or twice a month. I don’t want it to take over my blog, but I’ve also had a lot of people saying that they want to see more about me as a person, so here it is.

The first post? My current favorite non-sex toy items. These change every 3 weeks or so, but currently here are the things that take the cake. I’ll include links if they exist in case you want to buy any of it.

1. Sony MDR-NC60 Noise Canceling Headphones

These things are pretty much amazing. There can be little nasty kids running around the house and I don’t hear a thing. I got them with credit card reward points, so I didn’t actually pay the price for them, but they’re worth it. They’re also cheaper than a lot of the other nicer ones like Bose. Another great thing? Planes. If you fly these will become your best friend to block out the snoring guy next to you or the baby that cries the entire 10 hours.

2. NARS Lipstick in Dolce Vita

Anyone who follows my or Sundae’s Twitter knows that I have a small obsession with NARS. Why? It’s, in my opinion, the best makeup line on the market. I usually hate lipsticks because they dry out your lips and have you constantly putting on chapstick, but this one is moisturizing and fabulous. The color is a sheer dusty rose that I think would flatter most skin tones.

3. Karma Soap by LUSH

Karma is my favorite smell from LUSH and it’s the best thing ever to wake me up in the morning. It’s like a citrus-packed patchouli, which is refreshing, but a little strong as well. You should get a block if you have a LUSH store near you. They’ll give you a small sample slice for free usually or at least let you play with it in the store.

4. Quiverfull: Inside the Christian Patriarchy Movement

This book is absolutely awesome and scary at the same time. I think everyone, no matter sex, gender or age should read this as some of it may end up affecting you, or if you choose to have them, your children. If you liked the Purity Myth, you would really like this.

5. My Boss Hugo Boss Jeans I bought

These aren’t the exact ones, but they are similar. Mine are a little wider at the bottom than these (kind of the “boy cut”). If you can find a pair of Boss jeans somewhere around you I would highly recommend them. They’re so, so comfy and well-made.

Want: Can has giant dildo?

Saraid — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 16:29:21 +0000

I just got a glimpse of this beauty over at SheVibe and have decided I totally need it. The only issue? It’s 2.5″ 2.25″ in diameter, which is bigger than Randy, who weighs in at a nice 2 3/16″.

"Hi, I'm Greta. I will conquer your vagina with my giant awesomeness."

Greta is pretty hefty and apparently not quite as squishy as Vixskin from what I’ve heard, but I still think it needs a home in my vag.

Pleasurists #83

Saraid — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 08:53:39 +0000

Shy7734 by `Pelicanh

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Editor’s Pick

G-Ki by OnIntimacy

Yup, this little guy from Babeland will find your g-spot, and you will be all “this rocks” and then you will have a g-spot orgasm. Just like that. Bazam. At first I thought of G-Ki as sounding like “cheeky,” which was cute. Now I think of it as the G-Key- the key to a bajillion g-spot orgasms.

Note: Just like last week it’s humor in reviews that really gets me, humor and a strong writer’s voice, and this review has both. Enjoy!

Editor

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On to the reviews…

Vibrators

Desire by Mistress Kay
Pirates Pendant by Elodie
Gold Bullet by Sammi
California Exotics Solar Bullet by Jonsbabydoll
Wanachi Maxi Massager by Vanilla Kinks
Wanachi Massager by Mistress Kay
Jimmyjane Form 6 by Epiphora
Fun Factory Boss Lady by True Pleasures
Love Lips by Gardenvy
Mystic Wand by Sarahbear
G-Ki by OnIntimacy
LELO Ina by Epiphora

Dildos

Anal Toys

Tantus Big Flirt by Phallicity

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

Intimate Organics Foot Foreplay Lotion by Sarahbear
Babelube by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
Babelube by Dr. Ruthie
Kama Sutra Body Paints by Gardenvy
Pink Unity by Elodie
Intimate Kisses Aphrodisiac Oil by Sarahbear
Wet Synergy by Gardenvy
Intimate Organics Cleaning Gel & Body Souffle by Missy
Astroglide by Joanna Cake

BDSM/Fetish

Large Black Rubber Whip by Red Vinyl Kitty
Heart 2 Heart Cuffs by Elodie
Heart 2 Heart Cuffs by Isabel0329
Clover Clamps by Toy Girl
Metal Wrist & Ankle Cuffs by Sammi
Spartacus Armband Collar by Namelesschaos

Adult Books/Games

Good Porn: A Woman’s Guide by Mistress Kay
Untamed by AmandasView
Lover’s Tower by Mistress Kay
Please Ma’am by Mistress Kay

Adult DVDs & Porn

Sex Furniture

Liberator Hipster by Scarlet Lotus St. Syr

Miscellaneous

On Respecting Women’s Reproductive Choices

Saraid — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 14:59:38 +0000

Those of you that know me well know that I have never wanted a to have a child nor do I want to at any point in the future. This has caused tensions with members of my family who all throw out the now cliché phrases of, “You’ll change your mind” and “You’ll find your maternal instincts” and “Babies are the best thing that can happen to you.” While I have come to expect these reactions from my grandparents, aunt and at times my mother, I would never have expected that these attitudes and statements would come from the mouths of gynecologists and their nurse practitioners.

The first time I brought up the idea of getting Essure sterilization done was my first ever trip to a gynecologist when I was 19 for ovarian cysts. She promptly shut me down, would not answer my questions and told me that I would change my mind in the future. I was in shock that she would not even discuss the option with me. Was she a doctor or my mother? Being that it was my first trip to a gynecologist I was too nervous to press the issue and walked away from the appointment with no information.

At each appointment there after I kept asking and she kept denying me. She said she would give me hormonal birth control and that was it, which had proven itself not to be compatible with my body even though I had tried multiple kinds.

When having a conversation with a friend, this occurred: (He is marked out in black, I am marked out in light blue)

While the person I was talking with is a good friend he assumes something that is far too common — women don’t realize that they can’t get the procedure reversed. If someone has taken the time to research permanent birth control options she is more than likely aware that they are. . . permanent.

Toygirl and I had a great little conversation about this when I showed her another conversation I had with a male friend in which he said that denying a woman the surgery does not imply that she cannot make her own informed choices about her reproductive health:

In conclusion to my rant, there are 50 doctors within a 20 mile radius of my apartment who perform the procedure. I’m hoping one of them will respect my choice.

Feel free to share your experiences with people dis/respecting your reproductive choices. I’d love to have a discussion going.

Review: Luna Beads

Saraid — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 20:19:48 +0000

Luna Beads are my second attempt at using some kind of kegel exerciser. My first was the Fun Factory Teneo Uno, which sadly, just felt like a lump of boring plastic sitting in my vagina. Not fun or exciting at all.

After talking to a few people they all told me that Luna Beads are the best thing ever. I also liked that they are interchangable as the blue weighs more than the pink set, so as your muscles get more toned you can add more weight. Like a Bowflex for your vag. I was game. But, there was a small problem.

These definitely aren’t as boring as the others but they do present a slight problem. Let me tell you the tale of my first time using Luna Beads. I was walking around my house and I kept stopping to think, “God, do I have gas or something? This is not a good time to test a toy,” but then I kept walking around and soon figured out that I did not have gas. It was indeed, the Luna Beads rumbling my ass around. And no, I didn’t put them in my butt, but that’s the only place I could feel them. It was like constantly having a fart that wanted to come out and couldn’t.

Have I grossed you out yet?

Now I don’t hate Luna Beads. I really don’t. I just don’t think they work out well with me. They do give me something to grip when doing kegels, which I like, but the rumbling turns out to be more agitating than pleasant. If you like things like Fun Factory Smartballs these might be the next step for you are they are interchangeable and all over nicer looking.

Head over to PinkCherry.com! They’re having a 20% off sale with the code SUMMER until the 16th.

20% off at PinkCherry until the 16th!

Saraid — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 15:46:10 +0000

I was contacted by Pink Cherry to let you know they are having a sale which includes everything except Fleshlight. Just enter the code SUMMER at the checkout!