Good God Why
Good God, Why, Part I: Squeaky Moans
Mar 23rd
You know you’re sitting there watching porn and you think, “Wow, my dog is sure being loud with that chew toy,” only, it’s not your dog – it’s the moaning on screen. The kind of moaning that is repetitive and so high pitched that you feel like a fire alarm went off. To examine this it’s best to provide examples.
Exhibit A: Jessica Bangkok
If you’ve ever heard Jessica Bangkok, you know exactly what I mean. She’s been in such thoughtful titles such as Black Beast in the Far East and Oh Me So Horny 5 – this obviously indicates any performances are going to be quality.
While I understand all performers, even mainstream film actors are going to be stereotyped to an extent, this is extreme, but alas she takes it one step further with her repetitive whining moans characteristic of bad, blurred out Asian porn.
Not sure what I mean? Take a look at this gem of a video. If you’re not convinced take a look at Epiphora’s review of the Birthday Party.
She says,
“The hands-and-knees blowjob that Jessica gives Chris is decent, and the lighting is finally a little more balanced (though still yellowy), but the sex is just not good. Jessica’s moans are repetitive, obnoxious, and make me wonder if she moans “so deep!” to every guy she fucks. I suppose if you enjoy the sound of dog toys squeaking, you will enjoy Jessica’s moaning. Really. It’s bad.”
Have any people in porn whose moans give you the creeps or make you want to punch something? Do tell!
Good God, Why?: A new series
Feb 9th
I’ve been wanting to start at least one series on my blog for a while now to make updates for frequent and have decided to call the first one “Good God, Why?” – What inspired this? Watching one too many shitty porn films.
There are so many things that are done in porn that drive me absolutely crazy and I plan to outline them one by one in this series. Have something that drives you absolutely mad? Email me at hello.saraid [at] gmail [dot] com and I’ll include it along with a link to your blog (if you’d like.)
I really want this to be a success and the more people that pitch in the better. Also, each week I’ll announce my new topic for the following week and if you have things to pitch in about them, email me. What’s this coming week’s topic going to be? None other than the highly irritating “Neverending Squealing Moan.” Have input or films you want me to cite? Let me know!
Also, if you have any input at all about what you want the series to contain, leave a comment. I’d greatly appreciate it.
