The Sqweel was hyped through the roof when it first came out, but I honestly was never too excited about it. The reviews were mixed and I couldn’t think of spinning flaps of TPR silicone actually feeling like oral sex.  More like something trying to use my clit as a punching bag – yeah, not fun.  Also, some people were saying you have to pry your labia open and cannot use a dildo because it blocks your vagina, so again, I was really skeptical.  Who wants to pry your labia open and having your vagina saying, “HEY BITCH, WHERE BE THE DILDO?”

Fortunately, I really had none of those issues!  Does it feel like oral sex?  Not really unless you like fast licking that feels a little rough.  Does it get me off? Yes.

Let me elaborate.  I like a lot of suction during oral sex – constant suction basically, so I knew going in that this wasn’t going to feel like oral to me.  However, it can feel vaguely like a tongue if you use a ton of lube – an overzealous tongue, but still a tongue.  I really do mean a ton of lube.  I used about 3-4 times as much lube as I use with a larger than average sized silicone dildo.1  Only then did it cease to feel like I was being flogged repeatedly in the clit with pieces of tire.

Epiphora complained of the greatest sin of all – vagina blockage.2 Impeding vaginal justice by blocking out dildos is just not something I like.  However, I ended up using the Tantus Motion and had absolutely no issues.  I figure I must use the Sqweel at a different angle than the majority of people who have reviewed this since I seem to be the only one that didn’t have this problem.  Therefore, if you get the Sqweel, you may want to take some time fucking around with the angle before you get it right.  It’s a pain, but if it prevents vagina blockage, isn’t it worth it?

My only other complaint about the Sqweel is that it’s kind of a bitch to clean.  Taking it apart is okay, but getting it clean and trying to keep water away from the battery compartment takes a little effort.  However, it should be said I’m used to throwing a dildo in the sink with soap, rinsing and that’s it.  If you usually clean toys that require more than that, you shouldn’t really have an issue.

Overall I think the Sqweel is really innovative and interesting, but if you’re wanting something to feel like oral sex keep on waiting for the next invention.

Thanks so much to Pleasure Galaxie for letting me review the Squeel.  If you look over in the sidebar I have a code for a discount if you want to head over and grab one!  Click the banner below to get shopping!

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  1. Try to think like a Mexican using hair gel.  Seriously, all my Mexican friends are like hair gel monsters – you get to be the lube monster [↩]
  2. Seriously, you don’t come between me and my dildos.  It is war. [↩]