For those of you that don’t know, this is now my third day in Spain.  I’ll be here a couple months relaxing and finishing out my college credits.  Anyway, we were walking around the other night and saw some weird giant vending machine.  I obviously had to go investigate.  I found normal stuff – chips, soda, candy and. . . a jerk-off pack.  What is a jerk-off pack you ask?  Well, scented lube along with tissues under the brand “Foxy.”  Yes, Foxy.

It looks all innocent from far away:

Then you get closer and between the chips, soda, and Hello Kitty candy is this gem:

So, I’ll leave you with that.  Seriously guys, jerk-off pack – 8,50 euros.